At TI5 (Dota 2 Parody)

LYRICS CDEC, F-god, Perfect flares This year we saw incredible things Booty wizards, luscious hair Saw the prize pool and I thought oh my god 18 million, that’s more than the Wimbledon Holy crap it’s Jeremy Lin Brood mid, bottle pools Stuff your pubs will be copying Careful where you drop your Eul’s And I know you heard about G With that aegis deny Makes him this year’s kyxy 16 teams and one big prize Hope this will be better than the last TI So one team will take the aegis And Chuan is gonna eat the cheese Can’t wait to see all of the upsets Thanks for rares and bugattis The post shuffle will brutal Reddit will blow up in flames But you know these boys are players And we love this game Some teams will get a bit reckless Then Burning will get way too farmed The plays will leave you breathless (mmm) And even you can be a star Key Arena’s packed with people You can’t contain this hype And you can find it all here At TI5