Can i have your number

-Dawm. Dawm! OH Dawm! Ok, ok, ok. Ahem. Excuse me, can I talk to you for a minute. EXCUSE ME CAN I TALK 2 YOU FOR A MINTUE??? -Yeah, whats up? -Oh name’s Darrel, it’s spelled like Darrel, but it’s pronounced Daryl. Oh yeah, I wana let you back of your head is ridiculous. -Umm, thanks -Yeah your are welcome... where’s your boyfriend? -Who? -Your boyfriend. Where your boyfriend now? Is he gettin you refreshments, is he tall, is he gettin you mike-n-ikes, do u like mike-n-ikes, is he hefty, is he coming back? where you boyfriend, where yo boyfriend now, where yo boyfriend? -I don - I don’t have a boyfriend -Oh you don oh you don have a boyfriend! Oh ’s cool, yeah... so listen, uh, I was wondering - can I have yo numba? Can I have yo numba? -I don give out my im about to watch a movie... -Oh oh ok ok thats cool, that’s get it, you like into pondering like cinema, like make believe, ok you yeah, me , I respect that. Do your thang miss challet miss jean challet so what’s yo name. What’s your name delicate? -oh um yyovvne. -Oh yovvne! Oh damn, hold up! That’s a French *** name yovvne! Ya, my little croissant. My litl cheese. On my ...(lick lips) so listen.. CAN I HAVE YO NUMBA? Can I have yo numba? -But this is my day off, and I just wana watch this ... im sorry. -Oh okok, I get it. Ya, I get it I respect that. SO I CAN’T HAVE IT? -No, I just don give it out.. -Ohhh, ok ok I get it I get it... you uh, your being all selective cause you got a ponytail! Right (no) right? (No) you think a man can’t handle the wrigoness of an up do. Right right? You all like grace Kelly, grace Kelly, grace Kelly. -No no, im not being anything cause I have a ponytail. -Oh, bonnie bonnie bonnie girl boniie, don be insecure, girl. OWN THAT PONYTAIL! WORK THAT UP DO!