The Limerick Song

Chorus Aye-aye-aye-aye In China they never grow chilly So sing me one more verse That’s worse than the first Make sure that it’s foolish and silly A canner exceedingly canny One morning remarked to his granny “A canner can can anything that he can But a canner can’t can a can, can he?“ Chorus A tutor who tooted the flute Tried to tutor two tooters to toot Said the two to the tutor, “Is it tougher to toot Or to tutor two tooters to toot?“ Chorus