F*&#ed by Taylor Lautner (CENSORED)

He’s back! Our favorite butt boy with a big mouth, Evil Twink, returns to spill the T about his latest app-induced sexcapades. Unsurprisingly, they involve being hungry like the wolf for Twilight’s Taylor Lautner and dressing up in eight miles of drag to give Eminem something he likes to call “the brown tarantula.“ (Yikes!). Fortunately, MISTER is on hand to tell him about a better way to showcase his flair for the dramatic in his online profile. Bet you can’t watch just once! Check out his