An original song by Random Encounters
Kratos isn’t just the God of War -- he’s his own worst enemy!
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LYRICS:
I’M THE GOD OF WAR!
KILLED PANTHEONS GALORE!
THOSE WIMPS ATOP OLYMPUS
AND THEIR ALLIES ARE NO MORE!
I HAVE SLAIN THEM WHERE THEY STAND,
NOW I’M KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE LAND
AS A TITAN-KILLING, BLOOD-SPILLING,
MIGHTY GOD OF WAR!
I’M THE GOD OF WAR,
A CHAMPION OF YORE!
I SLAY A LOT AND WEIGH A LOT-
ALL MUSCLE, THOUGH, I’M SURE!
I HAVE CLIMBED THE HIGHEST PEAK-
-ONE THAT DWARVES THOSE THAT ARE GREEK-
ALL THOSE GODS YOU SLEW? I KILLED THEM, TOO,
CAUSE, I’M THE GOD OF WAR!
I’M THE GOD OF WAR,
OF BLOOD AND GUTS AND GORE!
I’VE KILLED A MILLION VILLAINS-
-YES, YOU’VE MENTIONED THAT BEFORE…
ALL MY ENEMIES ARE DEAD-
-ONCE OR TWICE, WE’VE KEPT THE HEAD-
I’M THE FAMOUSLY-
-AND SHAMELESSLY
-VINDICTIVE GOD OF WAR!
I RAIZED ALL OF RHODES AND ATLANTIS!
I SET FREE EVERY CURSED VALKYRIE!
NO ORACLE, ELF, OR ENCHANTRESS
STANDS A CHANCE IN A BATTLE WITH ME!
I HAVE BRAVED CHARON’S DOCKS,
BROKEN OATHS AND SHATTERED LOCKS
TO UNSEAL PANDORA’S BOX,
ALL ON MY OWN!
I SEE NO USE IN POINTLESS BRAGGING,
THOUGH LAST WEEK, I KILLED A DRAGON~
PLACED ITS HEAD BESIDE THE HELMS
OF FALLEN FOES FROM ALL NINE REALMS.
I’VE BEATEN GODS BOTH GREEK AND NORSE,
A FEW YOU HAVEN’T MET OF COURSE,
AND SHOUTED MYSELF HOARSE WHILE CALLING “BOY!”
I’M THE GOD OF WAR
WITH QUITE THE BLOODY LORE!
I KILLED DOZENS OF MY COUSINS-
-AND I THRASHED THE SONS OF THOR!
I’VE LEFT EVERY EARTHLY BEAST
BADLY WOUNDED OR DECEASED.
YOU’RE A CRUSTY, OLD, DOMESTICATED-
ANGSTY, OVER-COMPENSATED-
MUFFIN-TOPPED, DEBILITATED-
GOD OF WAR!
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