HITMAN 3 - The Best & Funny Dialogues + Oneliners in Trilogy

HITMAN 3 and its the best & funny dialogues with puns between 47 and his targets or random NPCs on his way to complete missions in the Trilogy. It means all the mission from HITMAN 1 GOTY, HITMAN 2 and expansions with of course the last installment in the series. I’ve included the funniest dialogues (in my opinion) found on all of the maps so far, remember that in HITMAN 1 our hero was not so chatty as in second and third season. Keep in mind that some of his interactions are very short like responding to a NPC with a witty oneliner, some are a little bit longer and few of them are quite long like a job interview at Milton-Fitzpatrick in New York. Some of these dialogues you might remember from a previous video in HITMAN 2, thus some of them were restored, some way shorter and in few instances, I’ve been able even more funny dialogues. With some choices of course you might be not so satisfied (I had to cut some dialogues because they were either way too long and were not so important I’ve maybe already showed them before and were also too long). 00:00 - Death of Soders in Hokkaido 00:30 - Flamingo Mascot in Miami 01:37 - Mr Cortazar in Mendoza 02:04 - Oscar LaFayette in Sapienza 03:15 - Repair of Sun Installation in Dubai 03:35 - Fortune Teller in A House Built on Sand 04:43 - Doctor 47 in HAVEN Island 05:25 - Juice Bar in Berlin 05:50 - Bank Teller in New York 06:45 - Dubai Security Guard 07:05 - Father Francesco in Landslide 07:55 - Mumbai Portrait Painting 08:55 - Dartmoor Family Photo 09:00 - Chongqing, Attending experiment as homeless 09:18 - Abel Da Silva in Bangkok 09:55 - House Sale in Whittleton Creek 10:50 - The Vulture in Dubai 11:05 - Meeting Dalia as Helmut 11:20 - Polygraph in Isle of Sgail 11:45 - Detective in Dartmoor 11:55 - Director in Hokkaido 12:17 - Shaving Maelstrom in Mumbai 12:55 - Serving Pinot Noir in Mendoza 13:10 - Yoga Lesson in Hokkaido 13:32 - Submarine accident in Santa Fortuna 13:47 - Funeral in Dartmoor 14:00 - Doctor 47 in Miami 14:40 - DJ Booth in Berlin 14:54 - Meeting Vanya in Mumbai 15:50 - Termination in New York 16:14 - Talented Mr. Rieper in Mendoza 19:12 - Job Interview in New York 22:35 - Tattoo Work in Santa Fortuna 24:05 - The Tour in Mendoza The Best 47 Kills Compilation -