Is Bono the Biggest Piece of Crap in the World? - SOUTH PARK

As Herr Brolof comforts Bono with biddy, he tells of how he defecated Bono in 1960 and raised him ever since. Randy finally takes his record-breaking crap and wins the trophy, which looks a lot like an Emmy. “More Crap“ S11 Subscribe to South Park: Watch more South Park: About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time. Watch full episodes of South Park: Follow South Park: Instagram: Twitter: Facebook: #SouthPark #SouthParkS11 EFSM MEMBER #3 Well congratulations, Bono, it appears your record is intact. BONO I had a feeling it would be. STAN WAIT STOP!!! Stan runs in dramatically. He runs up to the toilet. STAN Dad! Your OLD crap counts! Bono never took a second crap that beat yours! Everyone looks at Bono. BONO Get him out of here! EFSM MEMBER #3 What are you talking about young man? STAN SOMEBODY has been keeping it a secret. BONO was never the record holder... HE’S THE RECORD. Bono now looks panicked as he loos at everyone. BONO IT’S NOT TRUE! KILL THAT KID! I WANT HIM DEAD! The head Zurich guy steps into his own shot. EFSM MEMBER #1 It’s too late Bono... The boy has learned the truth. EFSM MEMBER #2 Heir Brolof - what do YOU know of this? EFSM MEMBER #1 It’s true, I’m afraid. You see... Until Mr. Marsh came along I was the record holder for the biggest crap. I took it back in 1960... It was the most amazing crap I’d ever taken. BONO (crying) Pa pa NO!!! SAY NOTHING MORE! EFSM MEMBER #1 Come to me, my darling precious child. BONO (crying) EFSM MEMBER #1 After I had broken the record I took the crap home. I was so proud of it that I... decided to KEEP it. To try and RAISE it like a child. BONO No, papa... No, papaaaa... EFSM MEMBER #1 There, there, my little crap, don’t cry... Here, Do you want the Biddy? Hmmm? Does Bono want the biddy? The old man takes out his flabby man tit and holds it for Bono. Bono starts to suck eagerly at the teet. BONO (crying then suckling sounds) EFSM MEMBER #1 Yes, he likes the biddy doesn’t he? STAN Dude. EFSM MEMBER #1 I kept the crap in my office. NURSED it. Fed it Biddy. And soon, Biddy made him strong, Biddy made him grow up... Into one of the most influential figures of our time. Easy Bono, that HURTS the biddy. BONO (suckling) Biddy... EFSM MEMBER #1 My little crap has accomplished many things... But he could never shed the fact that he was really a number TWO. So he spent his life trying to be number ONE... In EVERYTHING. STAN That’s why he’s able to do so much, and try to help so many people, but still seem like such a piece of shit. EFSM MEMBER #2 You have blemished this noble society’s good name, Heir Brolof! EFSM MEMBER #1 Have I?! Look at the crap I took all those years ago! Bono is now almost six feet tall and over eighty COURICS in weight!!! No matter how you look at it --- HE IS STILL THE RECORD!! STAN’S DAD Oh God here it commmmeess!! Oh hot! HOT HOT HOT HOTTTT!! Everyone runs over to Randy at the toilet. STAN’S DAD HAAHHHGHGHGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH!!!!!! Randy raises up in the air and spins around slowly as he lays down an eight foot tall, hundred Couric shit. EFSM MEMBER #3 My God! EFSM MEMBER #2 It must over a hundred Courics! STAN Dad, are you alright. STAN’S DAD Yeah, I’m... No I’m good. I feel a lot better. EFSM MEMBER #2 Mr. Marsh, we apologize and if it’s okay with you... we would like to present you -- your long overdue trophy. The EFSM member takes an Emmy and slowly pushes it into the shit ---- PPRRPRPRPRPRPRPRRPRPTHGHGHGGH. Everyone in the room claps for Randy lightly