“In My Safe Space“ (Original Music) - SOUTH PARK

Cartman, PC Principal, Randy, Demi Lovato, and Steven Seagal perform a touching musical number about having a safe space. “Safe Space“ S19 Subscribe to South Park: Watch more South Park: About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time. Watch full episodes of South Park: Shop official South Park merch: Follow South Park: Instagram: Twitter: Facebook: #SouthPark #SouthParkS19 INT. SCHOOL HALLWAY - DAY Cartman is walking down the hallway, now looking all groomed and dressed up as he flips through pages. CARTMAN (singing) Everyone likes me and thinks I’m great in my safe space. Steven Seagal superimposed- STEVEN SEAGAL (singing) My safe space. Cartman is sitting at a restaurant as a tired Butters hands him pages that he flips through with a smile. CARTMAN (singing) People don’t judge me and haters don’t hate in my safe space. SHOT - BUTTERS at his desk computer going through everyone’s accounts and typing furiously. He has STACKS of papers on his desk. He’s overloaded. PC PRINCIPAL IS SUPERIMPOSED OVER THIS. PC PRINCIPAL (singing) Your safe space. STAGE - Cartman is in some kind of framed cube structure with a false window and door. This image drifts through a black frame. CARTMAN & SEAGAL (singing) Bully-Proof windows. Troll safe doors. Seagal drifts through in a similar structure. CARTMAN & SEAGAL (singing) Nothing but kindness in here. Now Randy drifts through in the foreground. RANDY (singing) You might call me a pussy, but I won’t hear you in my safe space. STEVEN SEAGAL (singing) My Safe Space. CARTMAN (singing) Bully-Proof Windows. Demi Lovato standing in a black void. DEMI LOVATO (singing) If you do not like me, you are not allowed in my safe space. Now a light comes up and we see the Plus Sized Models all behind her to sing- PLUS SIZED MODELS (singing) My safe space. PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE - A shot of PC Principal taking papers from tired Butters and handing them to Vin Diesel. PC PRINCIPAL (singing) Look and you will see there’s a very select crowd in your safe space. Steven Seagal lying in bed, smiling, with his arms behind his head. ALL (singing) My Safe Space. Shot of Cartman in his floating structure. CARTMAN (singing) People that support me. WIDE SHOT of nine people in their floating structures. CARTMAN AND EVERYONE (singing) Mixed in with- Back to just Randy in his- CARTMAN (singing) More people that support me. CARTMAN AND EVERYONE (singing) And say nice things. Cartman in his structure. CARTMAN AND EVERYONE (singing) Rainbows all around me. There is no shame in my safe space. Randy in his. RANDY (singing) My safe space. CARTMAN IN HIS- CARTMAN (singing) Bully-proof windows.... The music changes and a sinister looking man creeps onto the screen. REALITY (singing) I am going to TEAR DOWN your safe space! Brick by Brick I shall SMASH IT WITH GLEE! CARTMAN What? Who is that?! REALITY (singing) You cannot stop me from getting inside! I am cold and I am hard and my name... Is REALITY! Everyone runs up to Cartman- DEMI LOVATO Oh no, not Reality! Somebody stop him! CARTMAN I’ll take care of him, Demi! SHOT- Cartman shooting lighting from his fingers towards camera. Wide front shot - the singers are all zapped into theatrical outfits, dancing towards camera. CARTMAN AND EVERYONE (singing) You can’t ruin our lives, Reality! CARTMAN (singing) Our safe space will keep you out! REALITY (shielding his eyes) DRAT! CARTMAN AND EVERYONE (singing) We can face almost anything- CARTMAN (singing) But Reality we can do without! REALITY Noooooooo!!!! Reality fades away. Cartman steps into a spotlight then more of them do (Like Chorus line). Everyone is back in their original clothes. CARTMAN (singing) Bully Proof Windows- ALL (singing) Troll safe doors. My SAFE SPACEEEEEEEE!!!!!! CARTMAN (spoken) That was nice...
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