[Subtitled] King Double Ceramic Knives — Chinese knife advert

NEW: Now with subtitles that reveal most of what the guy is actually trying to say, from what I can hear. This video is advertising Chinese-made ceramic knives from a company called King Double. Not only is the quality of the English translation terrible, but the voiceover seems to be provided by a guy whose English is less than perfect, making for a rather lulzy video.