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Song lyrics:
I WANNA TELL YOU ALL
A STORY ’BOUT A HARPER
VALLEY WIDOWED WIFE
WHO HAD A TEENAGE DAUGHTER
WHO ATTENDED HARPER
VALLEY JUNIOR HIGH
WELL, HER DAUGHTER
CAME HOME ONE AFTERNOON
AND DIDN’T EVEN STOP TO PLAY
AND SHE SAID MOM
I GOT A NOTE HERE FROM
THE HARPER VALLEY .
WELL, THE NOTE SAID
MRS. JOHNSON, YOU’RE WEARIN’
YOUR DRESSES WAY TOO HIGH
IT’S REPORTED
YOU’VE BEEN DRINKIN’ AND
A-RUNNIN’ ’ROUND WITH MEN
AND GOIN’ WILD
AND WE DON’T BELIEVE
YO
...U OUGHT TO BE A-BRINGIN’
UP YOUR LITTLE GIRL THIS WAY
AND IT WAS SIGNED
BY THE SECRETARY
HARPER VALLEY .
WELL, IT HAPPENED
THAT THE . WAS GONNA
MEET THAT VERY AFTERNOON
AND THEY WERE
SURE SURPRISED
WHEN MRS. JOHNSON WORE
HER MINI-SKIRT INTO THE ROOM
AND AS SHE WALKED UP
TO THE BLACKBOARD
I CAN STILL RECALL THE
WORDS SHE HAD TO SAY
SHE SAID I’D LIKE TO
ADDRESS THIS MEETING OF
THE HARPER VALLEY .
WELL, THERE’S BOBBY TAYLOR
SITTIN’ THERE AND SEVEN TIMES
HE’S ASKED ME FOR A DATE
AND MRS. TAYLOR SURE SEEMS
TO USE A LOTTA ICE
WHENEVER HE’S AWAY
AND MR. BAKER CAN YOU
TELL US WHY YOUR SECRETARY
HAD TO LEAVE THIS TOWN
AND SHOULDN’T WIDOW JONES
BE TOLD TO KEEP HER
WINDOW SHADES ALL PULLED
COMPLETELY DOWN
WELL, MR. HARPER
COULDN’T BE HERE
’CAUSE HE STAYED TOO LONG
AT KELLY’S BAR AGAIN
AND IF YOU SMELL
SHIRLEY THOMPSON’S BREATH
YOU’LL FIND SHE’S HAD
A LITTLE NIP OF GIN
AND THEN YOU HAVE
THE NERVE TO TELL ME
YOU THINK THAT AS
A MOTHER I’M NOT FIT
WELL, THIS IS JUST
A LITTLE PEYTON PLACE
AND YOU’RE ALL HARPER
VALLEY HYPOCRITES
NO, I WOULDN’T PUT YOU ON
BECAUSE IT REALLY DID
IT HAPPENED JUST THIS WAY
THE DAY MY MAMA
SOCKED IT TO
THE HARPER VALLEY .
THE DAY MY MAMA
SOCKED IT TO
THE HARPER VALLEY ....Show more