A Simulator Service for What You Want to See on the Internet - SOUTH PARK

Randy tries to satisfy his needs in the internet porn simulator. “Over Logging“ S12 Subscribe to South Park: Watch more South Park: About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time. Watch full episodes of South Park: Shop official South Park merch: Follow South Park: Instagram: Twitter: Facebook: #SouthPark #SouthParkS12 EXT. INTERNET REFUGEE CAMP - DAY Randy is walking around the camp as various families are eating at their camp areas, or getting ready for bed. Randy seems to get a cramp in his balls again. STAN’S DAD Urghgh... Aghghg... MAN #2 PSST! Hey! A guy in the distance, about one tent row back waves Randy over. MAN #2 Over here... Stan’s dad looks around then walks over to the guy. MAN #2 You... Happen to be lookin’ for internet porn? STAN’S DAD Yeah! How’d you know? MAN #2 Lots of us fellas came here for that reason. We ALL got USED to seeing lots of really perverted stuff on the internet so now we can’t go back to playboy. STAN’S DAD I know! RIGHT?! MAN #2 Anyway, we got us a simulator. You just call out what you want to see and then say click. CUT TO - They walks over to a tent that says ’INTERNET PORN SIMULATOR’ and then ’Whatever You Want to See’ STAN’S DAD (reading) Internet porn Simulator... MAN #2 Give it a try - Stan’s dad steps inside the tent. INT. TENT - NIGHT Randy walks inside to find that these guys have set up a emptied out computer screen and mouse at a shitty desk. Randy sits down and looks at the screen. There’s a hand in the monitor, holding up a sign that says ’ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SEE WITH THE CLICK OF A BUTTON’ Stan’s dad reaches for the mouse. STAN’S DAD Uh... Japanese Girls Exchanging Bodily Fluids. CLICK. The paper comes down and we HEAR SCRIBBLING - Then the paper reappers - with super shitty stick figures doing a sex act. STAN’S DAD Oh this sucks! I can’t jack off to this! Randy just sits there for a while. STAN’S DAD Dammit... Randy undoes his fly and starts jacking off, looking at the picture with his tongue sticking out. STAN’S DAD Uh, let’s see... Interracial Gang Bang. Click. More scribbling. And then a new stick figure drawing appears. STAN’S DAD Argh... She males. Let’s try She Males. Click. The image changes. Randy keeps jacking it. STAN’S DAD Bestiality. Click on that. The image changes to a stick figure fucking a cat. STAN’S DAD Brazilian Fart Fetish Porn? CLICK. CLICK. New drawing. STAN’S DAD Nope... Nope... This isn’t gonna work. EXT. TENT - CONTINUOUS Randy walks out the guy is still there. STAN’S DAD It’s just not the same. MAN #2 Well, Sorry. That’ll be forty nine dollars on your credit card. STAN’S DAD (reaching for his wallet) Well at least that part’s like the internet.