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Daily Greet! THIS IS JINSY is set on a little island whose 762 residents are monitored by 1,067 tessellators. These tessellators include video cameras for surveillance as well as little screens to allow the residents to watch important island events, such as the tri-annual island cow wash (live from Glotters field). They also include a handy slot for paying fines, and a sphincter nozzle for product and pill downloads. (There’s a hook at the back to put your coat on too!). Arbiter Maven (the 17th Arbiter and Wearer of the Hat) is assisted by Operative Sporall (nice hair and Wearer of the Beige Suit). From the Great Tower in the parish of Veen, they observe video feeds from the tessellators and keep a watchful eye on the residents. The Governor of Jinsy is known as The Great He. Jinsy Praise Him!