Monster (Magic: The Gathering Parody)

Sometimes the interactions get complex. Announcing a Patreon! LYRICS: I played a Fleecemane Lion and priority was passed I sac’d my Ember Hauler put the trigger on the stack I paid five for monstrosity to make it proof from hex I Vial’d in Palace Jailer then to make myself the best I made a Jailer copy with my Faerie Artisans But what if I Tragically Slip? And what if I Doomedly Fall? Then am I the monarch? Just let me know And what if I Powerdly Sink? And what if I Mindedly Break it? Then am I the monarch? Just let me know I played my Palace Jailer first and I was in control I got my copy second, second to resolve No, the effect goes on the stack, the last is first to go Well if you really wanna know— What if I Tragically Slip? What if I Doomedly Fall? Then am I the monarch? Just let me know And what if I Powerdly Sink? And what if I Mindedly Break it? Then am I the monarch? Just let me know Mastering and background vocals by Ben Karlstrom Subscribe to MTGRemy! Filmed on iPhone during quarantine. Follow me at an appropriate social distance! Twitter: Instagram: Want to dress like Remy? WHY???