Call Me Maybe PARODY! The Key Of Awesome #58

LYRICS: CARLY We met last night at the club You told me you were in love Came home and smushed in the tub And now you’re in my yard Woke up and saw you were gone Your running across my lawn without your pants or shoes on Here comes my St. Bernard Vodka was flowin’ Butt cleavage was showin’ Your mind I was blowin’ Man we were so freaking wasted Tag, you’re my boyfriend. My name is Carly But all my doctors, just call me “crazy“ I made you poptarts with extra gravy But I’m a call girl, you have to pay me! Psych, I’m just kidding. Aren’t I crazy Let’s watch 12 hours of Chelsea Lately And all the other boys try to taaaaaze me The doors are locked now. You can’t escape me. C’mon lets do sex again I want to be more than friends Look how far my legs can bend DOUG I’m sorry I can’t stay Look I don’t mean to be rude But, I don’t think that we screwed CARL