Bill Burr: Fast Food Conspiracy

I don’t know. I don’t know. I’m into, uh, conspiracy theory, man, that’s my thing. You guys into that shit? You read that stuff? I do. I think fast food, fast food, I think, is, like, a conspiracy, you know? I think that’s how they just keep us dumb. You can’t even think after a while. You ever notice that shit? Like, you ever have your whole day planned out, you eat one egg McMuffin, and you’re just on the couch, “Eh, you know what? Fuck my dreams. I’m just gonna lay here for a while. Gonna stretch out”. D