Bellamy Brothers - “Drug Problem“

I needed to read the lyrics to understand that this song is a giant pun (from ): I hear people talkin’ about going “cold turkey“ Dryin’ out, checkin’ into Betty Ford But I just can’t relate to all those strange addictions ‘Cause my drug problem never went ignored. You see I was drug to Church on Sunday Morning I was drug to family reunions I was drug to Grandpa’s farm to work every summer And I was drugged to weddings and to funerals I was drug out the door to go to school (everyday) I was drug by my ears when I was bad When I disobeyed my parents or my teacher I was drug to the wood shed by my Dad And those drugs are still running through my veins Still affecting everything I do and say And if kids today had those kind of drug problems I believe the world would be a better place.