How To Seduce an Egg

Today I show you how to seduce an egg. Some people have terrible luck when it comes to picking up chicks, so they decide to pursue eggs instead. I highly recommend this. It has been scientifically proven by Shrek himself that eggs are 73% more sexier than women. I can vouch for this, However, eggs are pretty similar to women; they have a hard shell & a yolky centre. If you follow the step by step instructions in this video you’ll be drowning in yolk before you can even say “My thighs are covered in yolk, must be because of all that egg intercourse I had last night. That was so hot.“ Click Here To Eggscribe! --► Share this incredibly sexy seduction technique around! TWEET IT!► Have a video Suggestion? Post it in the Comments Section, Contact me through my Facebook page or Tweet me! Connect with me! Facebook ► Twitter ►