Samus The Spaceman Cowboy (Animated Metroid Parody Song)
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Let me tell you a legend
About the greatest bounty hunter who ever lived.
A real manly man, a rugged warrior,
and they call him, ’Samus Aran.’
As a child, he was raised up by the Chozo --
That’s a tribe of martian Indians, I think --
He saved the world and blew up other planets
by the time that he was old enough to drink.
A sissy purple dragon ate his family,
so then Samus launched some whoopass in a can,
and beat that ugly beast three ways to Sunday,
like a burly, beefy, brawny macho man!
Oh Samus the Spaceman Cowboy!
He’s a hero to us all!
Yes, Samus the Spaceman Cowboy
Has a robotic suit and giant balls!
...Morph Balls, I mean.
That’s where he curls up into a littl
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