Samus The Spaceman Cowboy (Animated Metroid Parody Song)

iTunes ► Amazon ► REPlayed Gaming ► Lyrics ► Let me tell you a legend About the greatest bounty hunter who ever lived. A real manly man, a rugged warrior, and they call him, ’Samus Aran.’ As a child, he was raised up by the Chozo -- That’s a tribe of martian Indians, I think -- He saved the world and blew up other planets by the time that he was old enough to drink. A sissy purple dragon ate his family, so then Samus launched some whoopass in a can, and beat that ugly beast three ways to Sunday, like a burly, beefy, brawny macho man! Oh Samus the Spaceman Cowboy! He’s a hero to us all! Yes, Samus the Spaceman Cowboy Has a robotic suit and giant balls! ...Morph Balls, I mean. That’s where he curls up into a littl