Supersonic Tartan Death Machine - Woollen

Текст с Bandcamp’а: “How great it is to be a sheep… the unofficial anthem of the New Ruminant Empire! lyrics Speaker: You will all pause, remain upstanding and be silent for the official anthem of The New Ruminant Empire. Hey everybody listen up. This could be the one of the longest PUNK songs you’ve ever heard! It It’s brought to you by General Scrapie… and the Cowpunks! We are warriors We’re one great flock Under the General We just can’t be stopped CHORUS We are woollen We are woollen This much is true We are woollen We are woollen And we outnumber you! A global force A billion score And we own the Earth We have won this war Say no to lamb chops It’s just not cool No more sweaters Made from our wool Say no to lanolin And haggis too No more ricotta We’re not amused! Baa baa baa baa black sheep Have you any wool Baa baa baa baa baa baa baa black sheep Yeah I got a TRUCKLOAD FULL!! And why do people only ask the BLACK SHEEP…!? That’s not fair What’s up with that!? Yeah! No more baseballs! No more cosmetics! No more tea cozies! No more pipe bags! No more woollen socks! No more yoghurt! No more shaving cream... Yeah that’s right... Woollen socks. Say no to woollen socks. Just wear sandals. And stop all this knitting. And crochet… And needlepoint. Yeah! You know who you are. Stupid humans! We are woollen We are woollen We are woollen Bryiuwkblhtouqygewrgbjhfjhabfglheghkerhblkjfbngjnkdfhgkjgnjdfgnlksahahagsgsh We are woollen We are woollen We are woollen We are woollen Yeah from And the Sheep Shall Inherit the Earth​…​By Force, released April 6, 2014“