Mariachi band vs fire-eating juggler street fight turns hellish

Two competing buskers: a mariachi band and a fire-eating juggler came to unusual blows after an argument on the street. At first it seemed to be comparatively tame, with one of the band chasing the juggler to a small taco restaurant, El Infierno. Soon, the mariachi had backup, in the form of his band, all armed with the mariachi’s most dangerous weapon: Spanish guitars. However, the juggler had balls, and a talent for shooting fire straight out of his mouth. The resulting inferno saw the fire-eater regurgitate flaming hell upon the now flaming Hell, setting several guitars ablaze, the guitarists, but most of all, himself. It’s unclear who won this most baffling of turf wars, but police did take the fire-eater to the hospital with undisclosed injuries.