The Queen’s Diamond Jubilee: Abridged!

We love you Lizzy, we really do, but four days in your company is too much for any human of my generation’s attention span to handle. So I took great pleasure condensing four days into something under 1 minute 40 seconds whilst screaming over the top of it drunk. STAY FAB, MADGE. Thanks to Jon (@enemyradar) for filming, and Sam & James for letting me use their bath tub and eat their meat (honk). Thanks to Eleri (and everyone else who kept bugging me, you buggers) for the suggestion. http://abr