The Wee Man Vs Skinny Malinky (GLASGOW VS EDINBURGH RAP BATTLE)

LYRICS THE WEE MAN @ThatWeeMan Noo somebody better call call the cops before he drops He’s got a set of mighty chops to have a pop A Weegie wouldny ever swap a glottal stop To live like you’s atop a tourist shop Let me get my point across, your salt and sauce Isny really worth the toss you wish it was I’d rather take a kick in the baws for what it costs I’d rather be flipping your maws, ripping your jaws, ya doss... Cunt. You’re gonna take a Murrayfield punt to the front I’m no worried cos you’re gonna feel the brunt of the stunt You’re next in my year round hunt for a runt Stand back cos the one o’clock guns have begun. Dance on ya face like Hogmanay You’re gonna be a ghost on the walk one day Gonna chew you up like Sawney Bean might say Ya teuchter! Know what I mean like, eh? It’s been capital shredding ya It’s shite being Scottish