Something Weird BatPussy

Are you sitting down? In the grand tradition of superheroes like Aquaman. Green Lantern and Wonder Woman comes... BatPussy! That’s no typo. BatPussy sits around her secret hideout waiting for her super senses to tell her when a crime is about to be committed. Her * begins to twitch“ and she jumps up. Clad in green tights, a ratty cape, a tee shirt with the famous Batman insignia on it and gym shorts (!), the masked avenger hits the open road on her Hoppity Hop. (For those who didn’t have one as a kid, these were big rubber balloons you squatted on and bounced around with!) Jesus Christ! - Something Weird