Martha Stewart Shows How To Insert Thanksgiving Turkey Rectally - SOUTH PARK

When a new eating method sweeps the nation, even Martha Stewart joins in and eats a turkey with her ass. “Red Hot Catholic Love“ S06 Subscribe to South Park: Watch more South Park: About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time. Watch full episodes of South Park: Shop official South Park merch: Follow South Park: Instagram: Twitter: Facebook: #SouthPark #SouthParkS06 INT. MARTHA STEWART SET - DAY Martha is on the set of her show, which looks as foofy and gay as always. That cheesy music plays as Martha stands behind a counter, playing with some flowers in a vase. NARRATOR Back now with more on Martha Stewart Living. MARTHA STEWART In the past few days we’ve all heard of the benefits of Intero-Rectogestion, and so making foods that can easily be inserted into the ass is essential. Martha points to some prepared foods on the counter. MARTHA STEWART (CONT’D) Now, everyone knows that some foods are simple to shove up the ass; puddings; soups; raisins. This is a nice raisin pudding right here. But can also still eat our favorite foods. What we’re going to do today, is prepare a Thanksgiving Turkey for Intero-Recto. She walks further down the counter where a raw turkey is. MARTHA STEWART (CONT’D) The key to shoving a turkey up your ass, is first wrapping it in string, keeping the pointy wings neatly at the side. Martha starts to wrap the turkey together with string. Two FBI guys walk casually into frame. FBI GUY Mrs. Stewart, we have some questions. MARTHA STEWART Not right now, I just want to focus on my turkey right now... The FBI guys leave as Martha finishes with the string. MARTHA STEWART (CONT’D) Now, we’re going to baste the turkey with lubricating gel rather than with juice, this will help smooth the insertion later on. She squirts J-Y all over the turkey and rubs it in. MARTHA STEWART (CONT’D) We still bake at 400 degrees for twenty minutes a pound... And when it’s done we’ll get something like this. She walks further down to a finished, cooked turkey. MARTHA STEWART (CONT’D) And now, we’re ready to go. Looks delicious, let’s try it out! Martha walks away from the counter with the turkey, and sets it on the floor, where she drops her pants, squats down and tries to shove it up her ass. MARTHA STEWART (CONT’D) OOHGGHG. OOOGHGHGHG. YEAH GET IT UP THERE, YEAH, UGHGHGHGHGHG. Finally, the turkey is gone. MARTHA STEWART (CONT’D) (Sweating) Agh... Whew... And that is how you eat a turkey. We’ll be right back with more.