The Mean Kitty Song

LYRICS: I got this little kitty about 2 months back He was the nicest little kitty, now a pain in my crack This little kitty is a ninja, always stalking my feet This little kitty is a warrior you know what I mean He’s an evil little kitty look what he did to my hand Tries to get in trouble in any way that he can I could give this cat a toy, but he’d rather have the wrapper And I will always give him water, but he still drinks from the crapper You could lock him in a closet and he just won’t care Kitty chews on my shoes and he licks on my hair Always scratching on my favorite chair and jumping on the couch Playing in the window sills and tearing through the house He’s so full of energy and easily amused Kitty will attack anything that moves Causing trouble, starting battles just so he could be a part of He’s a meanest little kitty so we named him sparta Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight Little bitty kitty w