"TEENIE WEENIE" ft. Lucas Mann and Howie Favichia

SUBSCRIBE PLS :* BUY THE ALBUM HERE: GET MERCH HERE: THIS IS THE SOUND OF A THOUSAND CLAPPING ASSES I FIND MYSELF INSIDE THE RESTROOM THE FEAR IS SETTING IN I APPROACH THE WALL OF MEN EACH ONE EMPTYING THEIR MEMBERS I UNZIP MY PANTS AND BEGIN TO SWEAT PROFUSELY THAT’S WHEN IT HAPPENED THE MAN NEXT TO ME CAUGHT A PEEK AT MY DICK THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING THIS IS WHY I SHOULD HAVE CHOSEN A STALL IT’ SO HARD TO USE A URINAL WITH A DICK THIS SMALL I JUST PISSED ON MYSELF FUCK THEY SAY ITS NOT THE SIZE OF THE BOAT BUT IT MY CASE IM BARELY AFLOAT IT DOESNT GET MUCH HARDER THAN THIS. NO SERIOUSLY, THIS IS AS HARD AS I GETS SOME GUYS DESCRIBE IT AS A TIC TAC BUT THERE ISN’T A MINI VERSION OF THAT IT’S MORE LIKE A GRAIN OF RICE EVERYBODY STOPS BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO LOOK TWICE IT’ SORT OF LIKE A TEENY TINY MUFFIN